What a dick tease was this game. Just needed a single blast after getting five last night. Keuchel was tough But so many lost opportunities after he left. Bullpen was lights out again. RISP 0-6!
The Phillies are bound to win this game and even the series. After all, 6.20 Smyly may have a high ERA, but in case you're not aware, the Phils have actually managed to win 7 of this dildo's 9 starts since he was plucked out of the dumpster in late July!
Plus, .331 Teheran just sucks, and we beat him 10-4 back in March, the good ole days, you remember, when the Phils were headed to the World Series.